No one knows why it's here.
Thank you for visiting our new Internet site.
At present, our web site is still, and probably always will be, under construction.
In the meantime you can reach us at some indeterminate number. We are looking forward to not hearing from you although we're not sure why.
If you are not familiar with NAWS, it's probably too late to explain in what would seem to be a reasonable and civil manner.
In brief, you should know the following about us: our website was established a long, long time ago and has been responsible for providing an outstanding platform for me to waste time.